Knob Gobbler

A female who does not only suck your cock but gobbles it.

jim: bro that bitch was straight gobblin my dick last night.
tim: what a knob gobbler.

by KAV-MAN May 19, 2014

gobbledy goop

Something that is unusual and unsolvable.

Boss: how's that case that you're doing going
Detective: it's gobbledy goop

by Party-Pooper June 19, 2017

Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.

Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"

by Squam King December 20, 2008

ass goblen

1. a goblen that dwells in the anal cavity.

2. tongue of a young male, "accidentally" placed in the anus of an intoxicated female

eat bags of shit you ass goblen or. you need to get that checked i hear your ass goblen screaming!

by ASs Goub'lu'hEn December 14, 2009

gorblesnort

gregariously devouring food whilst emitting the occasional loud snort

The small long sausage mutt grunted and groaned, snorted and chortled, hooted and hollowed as she gorblesnorted down dinner

by Sjunkerdu November 17, 2019

gobblerz

A word for when you have the "Munchies". Derived from the word "Gobble". This basically means that when you have a sudden erge for food.

Guy 1 - "Aaaar i've got the gobblerz!"

Guy 2 - "Is that some sort of disease? You know...down there?"

Guy 1 - "Noooo, i'm just mega hungry!"

by Kirsty L December 23, 2007

gobbledegeek

The written language of software engineering e.g. Java or C++ speak as interpreted by those who aren't geeks.

On looking at her boyfriend's university software engineering project she said "Its all gobbledegeek to me"

by DaveS1000 January 19, 2008