The Grand Finale

When you put pop rocks in the tip of the condom so when you finish its like the grand finale on the 4th of july on yo dick!

Girl: why do you have pop rocks with you condoms?
NiggaDude: thats just for the grand finale girl
Girl: grand finale?
NiggaDude: yeah girl when im done im gonna make your pussy feel like the forth of july.

by Swuan January 13, 2009

Grand Slam Blow Job

When a female rotates in a counter-clockwise motion around a group of four guys and gives them head in a way resembling someone circling the bases after a home run.

"Yo Man, me and my 3 buddies just got the ill grand slam blow job last night from this chick last night; she really circled the bases with authority."

by G-Schwartz October 2, 2007

Grand Central

An anomaly to me. It doesn't make sense. It is the largest train station in the world. It's one of the most gorgeous pieces of architect work and artwork in American history. It is a piece of art to walk through there. Yet it is only served by Metro-North Commuter Rail Road, the second largest commuter railroad in the nation. The first, Long Island Railroad, and not far behind New Jersey Transit, AND Amtrak ALL THREE operate out of Penn Station, a tiny basement under Madison Square Garden. Half of the tracks at Grand Central are empty. Why Amtrak was taken out of Grand Central is beyond me. The only reason Long Island Railroad and NJT aren't in there is because all tracks point north.

Grand Central has Metro-North Commuter Railroad, Subways (4)(5)(6)(7)(S), and lots and lots of shopping and food courts.

by Jon June 18, 2004

gerand

A cool colleague at work

Scott the new writer immediately sensed who the gerands in his office were.

by Olypub May 29, 2007

Josh la cock grande

Someone who belives there penis is so ginormuois that it makes the oposite sex cry during sexual relations, and said female will need vaginal reconstructive surgery when done with intercourse.

So I hear 13 ichs will kill a girl so dont let " Josh la cock grande" over there getcha ya

by no-good July 25, 2009

Granddaddy purps

Granddaddy Purple Cannabis Strain- Alot of people think Granddaddy purps is the Top of the purple strain food chain...Well actually granddaddy purps is the mass produced version of purple urkel, By crossing purple urkel and Big bud you get Granddaddy purps an easy to grow, Great tasting and potent purple strain. Dont get confused by its Granddaddy name.....

Granddaddy Purps is the "mass produced" version of Purple Urkel. By crossing Big Bud with Urkel, growers have created a much more forgiving plant capable of high yields.

A distinctively grape smell and taste accompany the smooth and even buzz. Expect more energy than a typical indica. Great for going out hiking or otherwise enjoying mother nature.

grandaddy purps "Granddaddy purps" "grandaddy purps" "Purple urkel"

by HazeRage December 7, 2011

grande baguette

A penis as large as a big French breadstick.

I used my grande baguette to give Anna Nicole Smith her first stretch marks since the great disappearing chocolate cake mystery of 2001.

by Bloopy April 11, 2005