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goober

by bigsexyds March 24, 2022
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Goober

Balls or as doctors call them, testicles.
Ima get your goobers, boy!
by Goobers McMasterson February 23, 2021
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gouche goober

Wow I thought I knew that girl well, but it turns out she's a gouche goober.
by Gouche Goober September 25, 2014
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GOOBER

Peanut butter and Jelly in jar. taste better without bread. better than a date with Ben and Jerry
This Goober taste better than a date with Ben and Jerry as Mia expected the challenges of finding something to snack on.
by What's up buttercup 6996 May 18, 2020
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goober snatch

someone who is being "un cool"
bro your being such a goober snatch
by drayven edward hugh bonenfant November 2, 2023
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Goober Beaters

Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.
Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."
by chickewingzbruh May 20, 2019
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Super Goober Glabby

A state of extreme happiness, that words blend together in an illiterate annunciation.
Dude! I just got laid! I'm super goober glabby!

-what?

I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
-huh?
by The one who cant speak February 24, 2023
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