The Floppy Golf Club

The man lays on his back perched on his shoulders, ass in the air. The woman (or man) uses the partners flaccid dick to push his balls as close to his asshole as possible. Like a game of mini golf. extra points for any balls made in
My wife's new favorite game is "The Floppy Golf Club" and I must agree it is fun to play after the kids head off to bed.
by Uncon_Cabbage January 05, 2024
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Golf Clash

A game that says “Perfect Shot!” Even though the shot was shitty
Golf Clash: “Perfect Shot!”
Grandpa: “Shut up, that shot was shitty
by GolfClashHater June 01, 2021
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golf trophy

Something you get after destroying people dreams and being a bad husband
Damn, have you seen that guy, he has a golf trophy, he must be a madman
by AidenXxX February 06, 2018
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golf palsy

Condition that occurs while golfing, that may last an indeterminate amount of time, and causes uncontrollable body movements, and results in a bad swing and high score.
I had a good round going until I contracted golf palsy on hole 12... luckily it only lasted one hole.
by Kevin Dean April 29, 2008
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Golf Course

a sexual act in which nine people each fuck one of nine holes on someone's body. The nine holes are pussy, peehole, ass, mouth, belly button, both nostrils, and both ears.
"Jessica did the golf course last night? "
"What does that mean, bro?"
"Nine guys, nine holes."
by Thotexterminator102 July 29, 2023
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Belmar Golf Club

A hideout for ugly older lesbian women that are married to misogynistic weirdo men.
I saw a waitress get her ass slapped at Belmar Golf Club. Nobody cared or really did anything about it. The girl is in therapy now, I hope she comes out alright.
by Eat Good Eat Good June 25, 2023
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golf tipping

The idea when you tip someone working at a golf course as an idea that they will give you things usually 5 is ok 10 is good and 20 gives you whatever you want
I gave the bag room 20 dollars and they gave me golf tipping balls, I was ecstatic
by longballroughman June 17, 2015
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