Generic Joe

A generic person who has a perfect life with a perfect family and feel the need to tell everybody.

"Hey, guys! I got a raise today, so I decided to buy a new tie!"

"Shut up, generic joe!"

by NaredJolastname September 13, 2019

quiet generator

As you’re plunging your piston and rod into her vaginal cavity, about to climax, filling her single cylinder with white cream gasoline and she screams “the combustion chamber pressure is too high!" So you place your thumb gently over her butthole to act as a spark arrestor and muffle the exhaust so the neighbors don’t hear.

Camping in tight quarters and your disrespectful neighbors has a cheap 4500 watt monster while your a quiet and courteous camper with a Harbor Freight Predator a quiet generator

by J3 October 12, 2023

Generation Pandering

Commercials aimed at specific generations based on iconic images.

Ok I just saw MCGruff the crime dog in a Geico Commercial. This generation pandering is hilarious.

by LadyBookworm80 March 13, 2018

Shame Generator

A bathroom scale

I bought a new shame generator from Ikea yesterday. I need to keep an eye on my weight.

by detfrost1 June 24, 2011

general washington

Average high grade Marijuana grown outdoors in Washington state .

I got that general washington

by gr!Me July 1, 2017

General Kazoo

A feared horseman from the steppes of Central Asia, he rides to conquer: nothing less than the total destruction of his enemies will suffice. Mr. Chang uses General Kazoo with complete confidence when it is time to "take care of business", Chang-style.

Natasha bit her tongue when she heard the sound of General Kazoo's mounted forces trying hear. Not even the Commodore and Countess could help her now.

by chasethedoor January 20, 2014

general cherry

A 50 year old Virgin.

That camel noob is definetely a General Cherry.

by Sinabuns February 5, 2015