funny faced 

the state of being so inebriated that everything seems funny as shit

During the day: Jim- Hey mike, what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Mike- A lickolotopus dude, thats such an old joke
That night after comsuming large amounts of grandpa's old cough medicine: Jim- Hey, hey mike, g-guess what you call a dinosaur lesbian?
Mike- What dude?!?!
Jim: A fucking lickolotopus dude!!!!
Both:hahahahahahahahhahaha
Random Guy observing situation: They're so funny faced right now...

funny faced by ll cool j X September 23, 2009

Funny Clown 

The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth, then making her laugh so she spits it out!

"Man, I had the best night last night, I gave my girlfriend the best funny clown! She spat my load everywhere!"

Funny Clown by TheActualBatman! December 18, 2012

Funny Fridays 

Funny Fridays only happens when you make people laugh everyday even if it's a short amount of time. If thats you like me, then you'll find your Fridays funnier then ever sooner or later.

No example sorry. Funny Fridays

Funny Fridays by Funny Friday Kid June 14, 2013

FUNNY BONED 

1. Past Tense of verb, Funny Bone--to act out a joke in public, film it, and then post it online to elicit light mirth and merriment, sometimes involving trickery, surprise, and/or deception

2. Noun, comedy web series based on the same

First usage: 1815, Jane Austen's EMMA; "Mr. Knightley was ever so cross at Emma when she 'funny boned' Miss Bates at the Box Hill picnic!"

See also: Funny Boner: a person, who pulls a Funny Bone

"Last night we dressed up as a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde and funny boned everyone at the bar."

FUNNY BONED by Storm-King December 6, 2013

Funny boning 

To penetrate a lover or casual whore in either the vagina or anus with your elbow.

Knock-knock, who's there? My mate Dave! he has come round for a funny boning!

Funny boning by Gambo1983 April 24, 2015

Funny Turtle 

When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.

Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.

Funny Turtle by YAHDOEHADLWA April 18, 2016

Funny Post 

lol this is for when people search urban dictionary funny post

me: *searches urban dictionary funny post*

Funny Post by Dicksmegee54634 May 30, 2018