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Funeral Beard

The woman you take to a family funeral because your family expects someone to console you and you haven't told them about Rodrigo yet and your worried it might kill your Aunt Marguerite.

It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.
"What mom? A funeral beard? I don't know what your talking about. I brought stacy so she could console me...you know, sexually.....with her uh....vagina.....and stuff..."
by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009
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Funder

A bender in which the individual does not drink in excess but rather fucks in excess...a fuck bender (funder).
My friend Catherine recently became single and is going on a funder through the city.

Funder Ho!!!!!
by Funder Cat!!! July 14, 2013
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California Funnel

Where a man or a woman, puts a funnel in there partners ass, then poors beer, rotten milk, and chili. Then they get up do 20 jumping jacks. The other partner then lays down, and has the person stand over then and let it go all over there face.
Kid: "Mom, did you give dad an California funnel last night?"
Mom: "Yes I did, how did you know?"
kid: "I heard him say "you got chili in his eye and it really burned"
by kserieseg6 November 13, 2010
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Piss Funnel

When a man urinates on his nutsack due to having an extremely small penis. The urine flows through the awkward crease between a males testicles that is formed by the skin of the scrotum.

In other words, you cockola is too short to refrain from pissing on your nuts. Therefor causing the piss funnel.
"After getting stung by a jellyfish I really needed someone to piss all over my leg. I preferred not to get piss anywhere else except my leg. Thank God Tom came to the rescue with his piss funnel(small cockola) and provided a neat single stream with no splatter." Thanks Tom.
by TASHAK December 30, 2013
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Spidget Finner

A spidget finner is a joke. It is a fidget spinner but it was originally created when a company didn't want to get sued.
by Pasta is my champ January 13, 2018
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funer

A word used to describe something that is more fun than something else. This is the way you say "more fun" without sounding Lame!
As quoted from Maddox "The Dog".... "Sean is my Funer Dad" or "Disneyland Dads are Funer than Lame Justis Dads"
by Disneyland Dad May 6, 2006
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funeral climber

A person who's alterior motives at a funeral and the reception afterword, are to schmooze and social climb while attending said services.
Did you see Barb working the room after Dr. O'Connell's service? What a funeral climber!...
by Fred Christ April 23, 2008
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