Funky Cold Medina

A term used in the 80's by rapper tone loc to describe a clingy gold digging bitch, also has a possible cockney use

Mate 1: look'at'dat love over there shes only into the guy for his wad
Mate 2: yeah, she's a real Funky Cold Medina

by LaughingMann January 13, 2012

Funky Cold Medina

The act of luring someone into giving you a blowjob on the premise of giving a blowjob, but not providing a blowjob.

"SO, he said to me, hey if you suck my cock, i'll suck yours.... how about it stud?
So I gave him a blowjob and then when it was my turn he just pulled up his pants, laughed at me, winked and said
Funky cold medina"

by bifficus April 26, 2007

Arkansas Funky Funk

This is when you stick your penis in peanut butter for 3 days then do a girl in the mouth and it tastes funky!

"That's some Arkansas Funky Funk!"

by Alan March 16, 2004

Funky Monkey

When you take a guy you turn him upside down and lick his whole body.

One day we were feeling horny and i gave him the Funky Monkey.

by UrBaN MoNkEy March 5, 2008

Funky Roger

A mixed drink at QT trip that consists of (in this order) 1/3 Black Cherry Slushie, 3 seconds worth of Vanilla flavoring, and fill the rest with Minute Maid Lemonade.

Hey, I'm gonna go get a Funky Roger at QT.

by bigassonance October 14, 2011

Funky cold Medina

Originally just a “fuzzy navel,” that’s what Loc and the Beastie Boys were talking about, but many new versions of the drink have popped up since hip-hop made it famous… trust an old G

Dat funky cold Medina droppin ur momma’s panties in the 80’s is the only reason ur around to look this ish up!

by IVI r. G June 10, 2022

Funky

A cute lovable dog loved by all, He loves being punted and will always piss on people's legs

Awwww, funky is so cute!!

by Dawg December 19, 2004