fuck! the fucking fuckers fucking fucked. fuck!

Oh dear the object in front of me appears not to be working

when your cental heating breaks down.....
fuck! the fucking fuckers fucking fucked fuck!
7 in a row gramatically correct

by fred November 19, 2003

cousin fucker

The name you call someone who has sexual relations with their cousin. Yes, sexual relations.

Brandon: OMG! You're a cousin fucker!
Me: I AM NOT! Just because everyone says my cousin is hot and he wants to get in my pants, does NOT mean I fucked him!
Brandon: Nah, you fucked him.
Me: HE WISHES!
Brandon: Yeah OK...cousin fucker.
Me: GRAWR! (eats Brandon)(or not)

by puts the scene in obscene February 5, 2008

Fake Drunk Fucker

When someone pretends to be extremely shit face wasted just so they can get laid and have an excuse for fucking such a disgusting ditch pig.

"Man I can't believe I nailed that gross bitch who looks like a troll. I was so beyond wasted."

"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."

by FilthyMan69 June 18, 2007

cat fucker

one who inserts their penis into a cats asshole or vagina for lack of a real human to do it to. That can be caused by ugliness, a deformity in the penis, other defects unattractive to females, or just being plain bored off your ass.

That dude is a total cat fucker, he couldnt get real pussy if he tried.

by napoleondynamite June 16, 2005

no way, get fucked, fuck off

Phrase countersung by audiences at Angels concerts, to the song, and line 'Am I ever gonna see your face again?'.

The Band:
Went down to Santa Fe, where Renoir paints the walls,
described you clearly, but the sky began to fall

Am I ever gonna see your face again?

Audience:
No way, get fucked, fuck off

by Swamp Ig October 13, 2006

fucken eh

Fucken eh is is used by canadians to describe those speechless moments instead of standing there looking stupid like our friends to the south

it is also used in celibration

1. father says "your mom farted last night"
kid says "Fucken eh"

2. "i got a promotion.FUCKEN EHHHH!"

by king Jay of fergus March 28, 2004

duck fucker

1. someone who is particularly anal about things that no one else cares about
2. someone that thinks he is better than everyone else

Jay is such a duck fucker! Did you read that article he wrote in the school paper? No on cares about that gross band.

by Bridgett May 14, 2006