french curve

When a person penis curves up

Jarrod Sidhu has a very small french curve

by Ryan Smithero May 10, 2007

run like a frenchman

1) A slight insult, but overall, a compliment. Origionating from the French and their absolute nil military victories, it is said that by now they should be quite good at running the other way.

2) Running that looks like a girl running, but is still quite fast. After all, if you run from all those wars, you'll get rather good.

guy 1: Dude, Jimmy runs like a frenchman!
guy 2:...y'mean...really fast?

by Clayton Bigsby April 19, 2005

French military victories

A complete list of French Military Victories:

End.

The word "French military victories" followed by a blank space implies that there have been no French military victories.

by Filthy Rog McBastard December 14, 2008

French

1. The language of sex.

2. The language that makes babies.

"Everything in french is sexy...
Dude no shit, french is the language of sex."

by vagbuddy March 10, 2011

french massage

Hand Job with oral sex to bring client to climax. Term used by call girls or prostitutes.

My girlfriend gave me a French Massage and I came in her mouth so hard she choked a little.

by Khokolate February 25, 2011

going french

1. The state of being unbathed.

Some fucktard took all the hot water, so I'm going french today.

by Tres Ikner May 8, 2007

French Military Victories

An ironic mistake by Google, which said that no results can be found for "French Military Victories" if you click the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

The irony is that France has actually won more battles and wars over the last six hundred years than any other country in Europe.

Stupid man: Did you know that there have never been any French Military Victories?

Average man: Did you know that you're an idiot?

by Mister Sheen August 3, 2009