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free republic

Very conservative website, stopping just left of sites like stormfront. In many cases they are actually like stormfront, although their mindless hatred is directed toward Islam, rather than Judaism. The population of "freepers" is predominantly white male, with some (white) women scattered in. The ignorant among them believe that America is totally desegregated, while the others believe it is the fault of the minorities for not acting "empowered." How do you know whether you belong at freerepublic.com? Simple... you are a freeper if *ALL* of the following apply to you:

1. You're white.
2. You're anti-Islam.
3. You believe gays aren't human beings and are living in sin.
4. You frequently use the terms LIEberal and demonRAT.
5. You're right of President Bush on the political spectrum in every aspect.
6. Throwing true conservatism to hell, you support the war in Iraq.
7. You can't hear the word "Clinton" without frothing from the mouth.
8. You insult John McCain, arguably the sanest Republican in Washington D.C., for supporting a ban on torture. I suppose you're right, he's totally unqualified to discuss torture. I don't think I could name a person who has less right to support the ban than him.

If you think my post is unfair or that I am biased, just read any of the threads, particularly ones involving race/Islam.

The comments should tell you everything you need to know about the site.
After visiting free republic.com, I am always overcome with the violent urge to vomit.
by TiaxTheMighty July 23, 2008
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two free hots and a cot

slang term for prison or jail, because you get two hot meals and a cot to sleep on
"What did Greg get for robbin the liquor store?"
"Three years of two free hots and a cot."
by Stephanie437 April 15, 2008
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Finger Free February

Finger Free February.
Girl version of NNN
Girl: You gonna do Finger Free February
Girl 2: Maybe idk I have a bf
by ok buddy 69420 November 1, 2019
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freestyle driving

Art of operating your vehicle that requires mental dexterity, thinking outside the box and an indifference toward the law.

Includes, but is not limited to:
*right-to-go-left U-turns (instead of waiting to go left at a long light)
*driving through parking lots
*rolling stop signs
*using the shoulder and service alleys as additional lanes

For showing off, personal entertainment and especially getting to work on time.
-"How'd you get here so fast? Traffic's backed up for a mile on Texas St."
-"Why, freestyle driving, of course. We cut off on Anderson, turned onto Village on two wheels, rolled the stop sign onto Hollemon, took the alleys behind the Marble Slab and Hastings and came through the Target parking lot. I know an even faster way to get back."
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Josh Freese

currently Plays drums for NIN,was in APC before.
by Da-1324 August 25, 2007
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free former awesome band!

A gnarass band from Boyertown PA that revolutionized the musical genre of acoustindiemojazzpunkjamphunkelectrosimple. Known locally for being those 3 kids that hate everything about everything; They write songs about clothes, communism and toy story 2 and pride themselves in their use of as many instruments as they can find (acoustic guitar, cello, tin can, didgeridoo, recorder, flutes, tambourine, unplugged electric bass, harmonica, ukulele, trashcan, party noise makers, ocarinas and many more). Not even the band members enjoy the music they create, but that doesnt matter. Nothing even matters. Nobody even likes free former awesome band. I don't like them, you don't like them. That is why they are free former awesome band.
free former awesome band! is good or something.
by darkstardave23 October 27, 2008
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Fredsell

The Fredsell family was sprinkletastic
by flyer023 January 25, 2010
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