faithleigh

Ugly, hoe, crusty, hobo, dusty, Butthole eater

faithleigh is a hoe

by yourmom13472t4 November 1, 2017

Fractured Penis

Probably the most hideous sexual injury a man can suffer behind waking up next to a dog rough woman.

Somehow the sections of the penis which contain blood during an erection are burst via a violent snapping of the penis, rendering it utterly and completely worthless to the owner and anyone else.

The ability to get an erection thereafter is limited to agonising semis where blood ends up swelling the penis but it fails to get hard or any decent shape.

The clinic was full of people with a fractured penis, it is all the rage at the moment.

When will people learn that dry bumming is never going to end well.

by Doug up February 23, 2018

faithmary

what an amazing human being, shes great because she isnt Tim Briere

wow i love faithmary that tim kid looks like a stick of butter

by FaithMaraaayyy May 16, 2018

Faithful Hoe

A man/woman that only has one side piece they deal with instead of multiple side pieces.

My man may be a hoe but he's a faithful hoe. It's only me and one other person.

by Sunnyblu July 1, 2018

Fractally Bad

When something is so bad that at any level of abstraction you fail to find any redeeming qualities.

Ouch, that is fractally bad. The org is fragile, the culture is broken, the infrastructure is weak, the documentation is non-existent, and the code is awful at ever dimension.

by SA881 July 10, 2018

Faithkin

Another word for a delicious snack. The most premium of girls. Who is super funny. Super kind. Super loving and very beautiful. I just wanna gobble her up.

Lil Ron: Hey man, I'm gonna go to the store and get some snacks. Need anything?
Daddy BJ: Hell no mf. I got the only snack I'll ever need right here in my baby faithkin. * rubs the booty*
Faithkin: omg daddy you're the best.

by Daddy BJ July 23, 2018

Fractum

A fraction in the rectum. Another way to say "Just the tip" but specifically in the butt.

Dude 1: How did it go last night?
Dude 2: I got a fractum.

by WhyDoIHaveTo July 29, 2018