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Fort Northem

Fort Northem is a place, full of ba (British empire) memes (real). And full of: Dear Lieutenant General Sir Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe, Knight Commander of the Most Distinguished Order of the British Empire, Grand Master of the Royal Society of Crumpet Appreciation and Custard Connoisseurship, Honorary Colonel of the Queen's Own Regiment of Extraordinary Cheese and Pickle Aficionados, Patron of the National Association of Tricycle Enthusiasts, Distinguished Fellow of the Institute of Advanced Jam Research, Grand Poobah of the Society for the Preservation of Quaint and Unusual Hats, Esteemed Member of the Guild of Royal Beard Growers, Champion of the All-England Marmalade Contest, and Official Taster of Her Majesty's Royal Tea(s).
Guy A: Bro this server is so Fort Northemish

Guy B: what? what's wrong with you lmao
by atlaseoses June 24, 2024
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tryna hop on fort

Me: Tryna hop on fort
Jon: Hell yeah!
Me: ok
by NotAreaLDude December 28, 2023
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indian fort

When you and a friend are sharing a blanket and both get a boner.
So last night I totally saw Jared and Michael with an Indian fort while watching the fast and furious.
by TizzDicky June 14, 2016
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Blanket Fort Day

International Blanket Fort Day - best day to spend time inside and build a multi-room or mansion blanket fort. Use sheets and blankets you have. Sleeping bags and pillows for the floor if needed.
Hey, are you celebrating blanket fort day?
by Mscottie November 29, 2024
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Fort Dave

To smell like shrek’s swamp mixed with a gallon of sweat.
Wow, I can’t believe how bad he smells! He smells like a Fort Dave.
by Fort Dave June 1, 2018
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Fort Lottodale

A populous area of Florida where scratch-off tickets are extra-popular.
I prefer rural areas and I have no interest in gambling, so I'd have little reason to visit Fort Lottodale during my Florida-vacation travels.
by QuacksO October 11, 2018
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Forted

1. When something is so funny that you snort so hard you farted.

2. To snort and fart at the same time
Person one: Oh my god that was so funny I forted.

Person two: You what?
Person one: I snorted so hard it came out two ways.
by TenorSaxopeal November 8, 2013
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