FLUFF MUFFLER

A DISMALLY LUBED "CONTACT PATCH" THAT A GUYS NAIL CANNOT PENETRATE DUE TO BEING DENIED ENTRY BY THE HAG/IT -

NO SQUEEKY CREAKY GOINGS ON TONIGHT COZ MY BABES GONE WITH FLUFF MUFFLER -

by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018

Fluff tug

A friendly tug to maximize the soft size of a mans penis

Jim was excited for his big date with Brittany, so he gave his penis a couple fluff tugs.

by Modern day Jesus October 1, 2012

Fluff

Fluff is a way to describe an innocent plot or writing.

Person a- Wow that book was cute
Person b- It had so much fluff in it, I loved it.

by Centsss April 30, 2023

fluff a duck

The action of bending down and swooshing the feathers on the side of a duck in a circular motion.
The phrase is used as a alternative to fuck off

Cohen: your looking pretty short there buddy.
Buddy: go fluff a duck you dirty smuck

by bedbuggy666 May 18, 2018

Fluff

To take a shit (feminin)

"Girls don't poop, they fluff"

by Betchhplzz August 9, 2017

stuffed with fluff

Her - stuffed animal stuffing - specifically polar bear stuffed

Him - what the kids are calling it these days - modern sexual innuendo describing a large penis ejaculating deep inside a woman's vagina.

What if I was a polar bear?

I'd probably try to stuff you.

Then you'd be stuffed with fluff

by Polar Bear Pilot December 18, 2022

volcanic fluff

Volcanic fluff is the sexual act of shaving your pubes off, inserting the pubes in your significant other's anus and lighting them on fire. Get your partner to shit the pubes out that is mixed with their own poo while making volcano noises.

Guy 1: Man I just gave my girl a volcanic fluff last night

Guy 2: Lucky! How was it?!
Guy 1: it was an explosion of pleasure!

by ah_jessaboltins February 7, 2014