Florida Sloth Insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.

"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last night. It was absolutely amazing."
-Ice T

by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito February 23, 2005

florida clueless

A boy/girl who is clueless about everything in Florida. Usually doesn't talk about Florida because they are disgusted that there parents moved here. Not in touch with the Florida lifestyle, and gawk at the old leathery women and saggy sailors that can't get it up anymore. Doesn't really like hot weather. Wants to leave ASAP. Not into any sort of crowd, and feels outta place.

Bitch girl 1- Who is she? Who doesn't she hang out with?
Bitch girl 2- Girl, she is Florida Clueless.

or

Boy 1- Why do you want to move to NYC?
Girl 1- I am just Florida Clueless.

by a clueless girl in Florida August 3, 2007

florida

Florida is a fucking hellhole full of idiots,morons and especially DEADBEATS! Every loser in the country gravitates down to the dick of america to avoid paying their bills,child support etc.Then if someone comes after them,the file bankruptcy and stiff everyone.If you dont speak spanish,you may as well forget it.The Cubans who lived there for 30 years dont even try to speak english.The best day of my life was when I moved from that shitbox back to the West Coast

Florida is a hellhole full of deadbeats,crackheads,losers and fucking morons

by SmartGirl August 19, 2006

"Florida feedbag"

A perverse sexual act involving cunnilingus followed by the vomiting of orange juice, and more cunnilingus.

"To give her the full experience of the Sunshine State, I was sure to include the "Florida feedbag" in our late night activities."

by JessviaLeaviaZac December 10, 2006

Florida Rappers

includes some really good rappers like Flo Rida and DJ Khaled and Pit Bull and many more

Florida rappers are really awsome and proud of where their from

by Haley ellyn ann August 4, 2008

Florida

Has lots of hurricanes and old people who cant drive or vote. Its too bad the hurricanes dont ever dominate the old people. This state also has lots of tourists who crowd all of the over-rated theme parks. Florida is the most southern state, but "acts" the least southern of the southern states. Got it?

Oh you're going to Florida? Don't get hit by those old people that get thrown from hurricanes, you stupid tourist.

Florida driving is the -- *swerves* STUPID TOURIST GET OFF THE -- *screech* WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING STUPID OLD BITCH!!

by SHAZOM August 13, 2004

University of South Florida

The University of South Florida (USF) is quite unique. While it prides itself for its exceptional academic programs and medical research facilities, it also is notorious for accepting just about every 18 year old in the state of Florida who got below 1000 on their SATs. Somehow, these students manage to graduate though, even with the distractions of nearby white sand beaches, Gasparilla (an event that takes up the month of Febuary which can be summed up by public intoxication and the performance of sexual favors), and Ybor city (a strip of clubs that the USF students control). USF has a growing football program with the Bull as the mascot. Although the football players are dedicated and got to attend there first bowl game, half of the football players must hold jobs during off season to pay child support.

Nothing compares, The University of South Florida is founded upon the principles of educating geniuses and retards in one classroom. Throw in a few Mardi Gras beads, mass quantities of alcohol, and a bikini and you have the perfect picture of USF.

by Robin A. February 12, 2006