Float Life:
The art of living in a perpetual state of buoyant bliss upon the aqueous embrace of any watercraft, be it a majestic yacht, a humble canoe, or even a makeshift raft crafted from pool noodles. Originating from the sacred scrolls of duhboat.com, Float Life embodies a philosophy of aquatic freedom, where worries sink to the depths and every wave is a high-five from Poseidon himself. Float Lifers are known to navigate the tides with grace, embracing the liquid dance of existence with a paddle in one hand and a cold beverage in the other. It's not just a lifestyle; it's a state of amphibious enlightenment.
The art of living in a perpetual state of buoyant bliss upon the aqueous embrace of any watercraft, be it a majestic yacht, a humble canoe, or even a makeshift raft crafted from pool noodles. Originating from the sacred scrolls of duhboat.com, Float Life embodies a philosophy of aquatic freedom, where worries sink to the depths and every wave is a high-five from Poseidon himself. Float Lifers are known to navigate the tides with grace, embracing the liquid dance of existence with a paddle in one hand and a cold beverage in the other. It's not just a lifestyle; it's a state of amphibious enlightenment.
After quitting his desk job, John fully embraced the "float life", spending his days cruising along the river on his houseboat, savoring the serenity of life on the water.
by digiprints April 1, 2024
Get the Float Lifemug. Running a males head through the first layer of dry wall while riding him during sex. Placing a pillow and not losing momentum while he is knocked unconscious.
by TexasTape&FloatVictim February 6, 2024
Get the Texas Tape&Floatmug. Nicely telling someone to go fuck off. Doing something other than being in someone else’s personal space.
“Hey buddy, go float a brick!”
“I told that guy/gal to go float a brick because they were pissing me off.”
“I told that guy/gal to go float a brick because they were pissing me off.”
by ElwoodGoodBoy June 12, 2022
Get the Go Float A Brickmug. Floating pizza comes from the group called da "Meatballz". And it means, when da pizza floats. And when da "Meatballz" get "it in".
by dameatballz March 31, 2011
Get the Floating pizzamug. North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .
Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
Get the floating toldymug. Performing fellatio on an African American male, with the penis representing dark like the root beer and the jizz representing the foam
Dawg, her mouth was so full of foam after she gave me a root beer float at lunch today, it made me want some Barq's.
by F.Pinchero December 15, 2014
Get the Root Beer Floatmug. When a man ejaculates on a woman while simultaneously allowing a shaken bottle of rootbeer to spray her.
by D12420 March 27, 2020
Get the The Rootbeer Floatmug.