Ferretphile

Another word for pedophile

Originated on the app called iFunny, despite its overwhelming pedophile, racist and terrorist problem. Ifunny would rather censor words than fix the problem.

Guy 1 :" Man I heard the iFunny Mods were ferretphiles"
Guy 2:"What the fuck is a ferretphile?"
Guy 1: "ugh, ifunny and its shitty censor system"

by CrustyTurdSack September 19, 2020

ferretvibing

A dumbass

Bro looking at ferretvibing!

by Ehat October 9, 2020

Ferret

Draco Malfoy

Oh look, it's Malfoy the ferret

by nice.nice November 28, 2020

Ferret paw

A large hairy turd that sits on a toilet seat. Looks cute at first but smells like shit.

My Grandpa left me a ferret paw in the bathroom, a big hairy turd on the toilet seat.

by FGBeezy November 30, 2020

Ferret

A pedophile, this is because of bullshit censorship to protect yulkytulky.

Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a pedo

(Redacted) : no, this displeases me

Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a ferret

by Igor- December 2, 2020

Ferret

A ferret is a Cat Noodle.

They fit through tiny spaces while also attacking your toes.

"What a cute Ferret!"

"Ferret, That's a Cat Noodle!"

"Watch out its gonna bite your toes!"

by cheeseburger666723 February 23, 2021

Ferretting

The act of patrolling back alleys and sidewalks seeking out specific objects to collect

"I can't find a milk crate anywhere"

"Go ferretting mate, there'll be around"

by Changa26 February 24, 2021