Facial Dick Holder

One who holds a dick with his face

Carmen is a facial dick holder

by NogNig March 12, 2009

irish facial

the act in which the male partner masturbates onto female's face

an irish facial is what i did to your mom last night

by joseph sandeau April 25, 2006

Facial

To give oral sex to a woman.

I just gave her a pleasant and relaxing facial the other day.

by tomraditz August 13, 2008

French Facial

While receiving a blowjob, you unexpectedly piss in her mouth which is why all french people smell like pee.

(While visiting France)
Chris: Wow, I thought I'd like french girls, but they all smell like piss and sperm

Carter: Dude I told you! French facials are popular over here!

Mrs.Mulet: Hey, you cant hate. you havent tried it!!!!!

by haiti_got_pwned May 29, 2010

Facial Johnson

The facial johnson (or the Iranian facial phallus) is a humiliating and painful condition. A facial johnson is often identified as a wart. It grows on the face anywhere above the eyes and is a particularly odd-looking wart, as it is shaped like a human penis.

It can vary in size and colour, in the range of 1 cm to 3 inches and a pale white to a deep Caribbean black (an annoying yellow colour is possible but rare).

The facial johnson can be caught in 2 ways: socialising with the infected and being a knob-face.

Billy: "Travis has been slug-wrestling for days!"
James: "He's such a knob"
Billy: "I know, has he got a facial johnson?"

Gunther: "Them fucking faggots are corking again!"
Abbey: "They're gonna get fucking bum-nuggets!"
Gunther: "And facial johnsons"

by flashkapOw July 14, 2009

facial penis

Big old nasty dick hairss

I would love to suck your facial penis

by Dick hammer jack September 24, 2015

Facial

Smoking a blunt to the face. Or a joint. Either way, smoking by yourself.

I went home and smoked a facial after work.

by Mexicoyo August 1, 2019