hangover fairy 

A person (boy or girl) who's job it is to console a very hungover person. They often supply the hungover with movies, snacks, and hugs. They are a the ultimate find in college.

person 1: hey, David how did that hangover treat you on wensday?
David: Dude, my hangover fairy came bye, helped me clean the puke out of my room, and then gave me donuts and coffee. We proceeded to watch movies.
Person 1: You're lucky, i just woke up in a pool of my own vomit!

hangover fairy by David Hanifi December 28, 2006

sky fairy 

The name of any god, spirit or divine presence of which there is no evidence.

See ya, I'm off to worship sky fairy.

sky fairy by Spgoo June 10, 2008

Porn Fairy 

The Porn Fairy leaves adult magazines in hedge bottoms for the benefit of schoolboys and others who are unable to pluck up the courage to buy their own.

"Where did you get those magazines I found under your bed?"
"I don't know - the Porn Fairy must have left them"

Porn Fairy by Johnnybender October 25, 2007

Right-wing fairy tale

Any one of a number of fantastical presuppositions promulgated by the fanatical neo-con religious right in an effort to avoid honest conversation about the issues in favor of fear-mongering and disinformation of the masses. Bitches.
i.e. Trickle-down economics, USA-PATRIOT Act, Intelligent Design, survived aborted fetus, Axis of Evil, Vice President Sarah Palin, etc.

"What about the growing threat of survived aborted fetuses?"
"Like you, you brain-dead moron? Everyone knows that's just a right-wing fairy tale."

Right-wing fairy tale by mrbesbol October 28, 2008

shot fairy 

The magical being that fills shot glasses when nobody is looking.

Oh look, the shot fairy came!

shot fairy by Boobs Not Eyes! May 22, 2010

jew fairy 

The magical being that flies to every good jew's house on the first day of Chanuka and, being too jewish, only leaves behind a crappy multi pronged candle. What a Jew.

Damn you stupid Jew Fairy!!!

jew fairy by Rhymenocerous 5000 February 12, 2009

zoot fairy 

Lady who can handle her blunt.

dude, you know beca? she is 'THE' zoot fairy. i mean look at her kill that shit.

zoot fairy by McBetterThanYou November 16, 2007