(noun) The condition of having both thumbs inserted in one's anus. A euphemism for being unproductive.
He spent the whole shift with his back to his computer and 8 fingers exposed, we would be better off with out him.
by Dudley Sirius January 24, 2010
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Christopher was exponentially better at rock climbing than Stephanie. He blew her out of the water when they raced to the top!
by Linsey R. Morton June 21, 2007
Get the exponentially mug.A gay little kid with the worst TV show on earth. It's really not educational. I mean... Blue's Clues is more educational than that and it's got talking shovels. Dora is enimies with a fox named Swiper. Swiper, at some point in the show, comes and steals something that is LEAST valuable to Dora, or something that she can regain within 5 minutes. But anyway, she goes after Swiper (if he even accomplishes actually stealing something). Or, if her item is "valuable", she says "Swiper no swiping!" or something related to that, and sticks out her hand like a little homosexual. And she's got herself a little companion whose name is Boots, a monkey who wears red boots. OOH! That is so creative that I cannot handle it *sarcastically*! And he complains about mostly everything throughout the whole 30 minutes. She also carries a backpack and a map, and yes, these items... talk. The map only shows 3 places which is so helpful (not). And last of all, she asks you questions that have obvious answers. For example, she will ask you "Where is my sock?" Then, the camera will zoom in on her sock lying there, two inches away from her, and draw your attention to it by making 17 billion arrows point at it. And don't be surprised cause they will fit ALL of them on the screen.
Summary: Dora the Explorer is a gay homo who is also very stupid, with talking animals and objects and she goes places using her map. Soon she runs into Swiper the Fox or she has a problem that needs to be solved using the items in her backpack, which we all know Swiper tries to steal.
THE END!
THE END!
by xXaeropostaleXx January 28, 2008
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It stars a retarded little Mexican (no offense to Mexicans, just saying this particular girl is retarded) and a little monkey who wears red boots, cleverly named "Boots," who's sole purpose is to whine the entire show.
Dora the Explorer goes on "adventures" every SINGLE day, including different countries. When she asks questions such as "where is MY friends, Boots?" then the camera zooms in on Boots, who is "Hidden behind" a bush. After the kiddies are supposed to scream "BEHIND THE BUSH, RETARD!" Dora congradulates us on a GOOD JOB, "mi amigos"
then, she speaks perfect Spanish when she's like, four, and so does inanimate objects, such as the infamous "map" who screams "I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAAAAAAAAAAAP!" about sixteen times until we cut our ears off. Then he shows us THREE locations that we must go through to get to our destination, such as "The good witch's garden".
After the map shows us, Dora retardedly asks us where to go, as if she hasn't hear the map's irratating instructions already.
At some point in the show, the sneaky "Swiper the Fox" tries (and sometimes succeeds) to steal something LEAST VALUABLE to Dora-- like a flower--and if he does, he throws it in a bush or something. When he comes close to Dora, she points her finger at him like a homo and screams SWIPER NO SWIPING at him. Then swiper snaps his finger and says awwwwwww man! and runs away into the forrest like a pansy. If any kid tried this in real life, like pointing their finger at some gangstas and screams swiper no swiping!, they'll get shot or something.
Summary: Dora's a show that was made by Nick producers on crack.
It stars a retarded little Mexican (no offense to Mexicans, just saying this particular girl is retarded) and a little monkey who wears red boots, cleverly named "Boots," who's sole purpose is to whine the entire show.
Dora the Explorer goes on "adventures" every SINGLE day, including different countries. When she asks questions such as "where is MY friends, Boots?" then the camera zooms in on Boots, who is "Hidden behind" a bush. After the kiddies are supposed to scream "BEHIND THE BUSH, RETARD!" Dora congradulates us on a GOOD JOB, "mi amigos"
then, she speaks perfect Spanish when she's like, four, and so does inanimate objects, such as the infamous "map" who screams "I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAAAAAAAAAAAP!" about sixteen times until we cut our ears off. Then he shows us THREE locations that we must go through to get to our destination, such as "The good witch's garden".
After the map shows us, Dora retardedly asks us where to go, as if she hasn't hear the map's irratating instructions already.
At some point in the show, the sneaky "Swiper the Fox" tries (and sometimes succeeds) to steal something LEAST VALUABLE to Dora-- like a flower--and if he does, he throws it in a bush or something. When he comes close to Dora, she points her finger at him like a homo and screams SWIPER NO SWIPING at him. Then swiper snaps his finger and says awwwwwww man! and runs away into the forrest like a pansy. If any kid tried this in real life, like pointing their finger at some gangstas and screams swiper no swiping!, they'll get shot or something.
Summary: Dora's a show that was made by Nick producers on crack.
HOLY CRAP!
Did you just search Dora the Explorer on Urban Dictionary? and did *I* just type a definition?!
Did you just search Dora the Explorer on Urban Dictionary? and did *I* just type a definition?!
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Get the Dora the Explorer mug.some retarded, seven year old , beaner girl who can't tell up from down. she has an annoying voice that will make little kids cry. the songs are gay and they repeat the words over and over until you get a headache.
Guy 1: Hey, did u watch dora the explorer yesterday? i did.
Guy 2: No, im not allowed, my brain might get affected
Guy 1: (not listening) come on vamanos, everybody lets go......
Guy 2: No, im not allowed, my brain might get affected
Guy 1: (not listening) come on vamanos, everybody lets go......
by crazy_chicken410 June 29, 2007
Get the dora the explorer mug.A feeling of attraction towards an individual after meeting them once or twice that usually lasts for approximately 24 - 48 hours and then fades when a new individual enters the picture or the weekend is over. This feeling of attraction is usually sexual in nature and might lead to a make out session or a one night stand. Typically, an express crush is one of convenience hence the name "express crush".
Man, their friend Johnny was so cool last night. He brought everyone a round of drinks and stopped that nasty guy from hitting on me. I can't believe that he is leaving in 2 days to go back home. I sort of want to make out with him before he leaves. I totally have an express crush.
by Josie Nubanks January 7, 2008
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