ElderPhile

A girl or boy who is attracted to nothing but older people in their thirties and above

jane: I can't get enough of jeffrey

Ben: isn't he fifty?
Jane: yea and?
Ben: Man you are such an elderphile, all your boyfriends are always over thirty

by willowjames April 14, 2011

Elderly Jams

When you are constantly blocked in a supermarket by chatting pensioners who have spread themselves and their trollys across the shopping isles with no regard for other shoppers.

Woman 1 "What took you so long, you only went out for a pint of milk."
Woman 2 "the Aisles of Asda were impassible due to the the whole store being backed up with Elderly jams."

by Mez1 November 22, 2011

Element 115

Element 115 is the element to make zombies in a video game that all people.

P.s if u play cod zombies you might tell how this goes

Drunk Russian man: what is this element 115
A crazy scientists: element 115 is something that can make the undead and will keep going until it has stop….etc

by Rlzonx December 19, 2021

Briarwood Elementary

A school where in Mr Fritz class Kane likes paisley

Yo Briarwood Elementary is weird..

by Oxioth0 November 6, 2019

j.p elder

School where there is lots of fights and all of the kids are badass and you will find the most awesome people ever and most likely you will find your best friend there and the food is alright and they have great musical programs

I just love going to J.P Elder it's the best middle school ever

by Softballgymnast June 10, 2018

Edem

probably killed a bunch of dudes in a forest . I can never Tell If He’s fake laughing or not. Scared If puncs. Slaps girls Cause He gansta*peti dab

Wtf that Dude is do aggressive. Oh nvm That’s Just Edem

by Sss2121 June 15, 2018

element owners club

A group of lame individuals who worship a lame car.

The element owners club is having a meeting today.

by zled February 8, 2009