emergent

A thing, task, change or problem that needs to be completed quickly due to a decission makers saying so, and typcially not based on any real need or requirement.

Used when someone is taking a poop on a situation. Emerge= to move out from, '+' NOW.

I just had a Huge Emergent Situation occur, had to use an entire roll of toilet paper to complete it.

by spodie February 28, 2011

Elmer Hole

The white ring of crusty residue that accumulates on and around the sphincter of a sea turtle, resembling a dried layer of Elmer's Glue. This may be more pronounced in some than in others and may also appear on other species of animals.

On rare occasion this may also be found on the oral openings of some animals that have been in contact with an infected anus. See: Human Centipede.

Man, that turtle has a white ring around its ass.

Yeah, that looks like a bad case of Elmer Hole.

by Ramrod the Destroyer March 8, 2011

eimron

anagram for normie

Damn that dude who delivered my pizza was such an eimron

by oli1474 July 28, 2017

Emerald Theatre

A roblox group with 134k+ members. The community is very cool, and you'll have a great time there! It is currently owned by Nephere. He is a great owner! So, if you seem interested in Emerald Theatre, join the group! :D

Guy 1: Emerald Theatre is my favorite roblox group!

Guy 2: Woah, it seems cool I should check it out!

by dinoisverypog August 26, 2021

Emerald Splash

Cumming on girls face while having strong urinal infection

I've done emerald splash to her
Ew dude that's fucking gross

by Turo_shawty March 12, 2021

emereld

a promiscuiously dressed girl. usually very good looking with an excellent posterior. also, easy going, and fun to be with

that emerelds hot!!!

by the man June 28, 2003

emergency basement repair

Experts who can repair seepage or structural problems in an emergency.

After the storms my seepage got so bad I had to call the emergency basement repair company.

by Paul Thornton November 29, 2007