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Tommy's Express

that mo fuckin' car wash that plow all other car washes in the state of tennessee.
I take the hoes to Tommy's Express for a good time...
by gdogg1217 June 5, 2025
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Plastic Express

Originally man made from the United States. Largest retail seller of plastic dildos.
Have your seen the new release from Plastic Express?
by Nattylightice February 11, 2022
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Express Clothing

Cheap Chinese Knock off clothing that was designed i New York but made in China , and they charge they’re customers a fortune for cheap quality
Yo I Saw this cool jacket @ Express clothing
by 1Shot Duke December 9, 2019
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Buhthole Express

The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.

The Buhthole Express often operates as the ‘Butthole Express’ in the company of more explicit parties. The Buhthole Express is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”

“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”
by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025
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Express Man

The enemy of Local Man, does really casual stuff
"Express Man does normal stuff, wow we have a slow news day"
by notarealperson111 January 12, 2021
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Bussy Express

"Sebastian is taking the bussy express today."
by Goofy Gremlin February 9, 2024
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