Straight Dust

A response given when someone or something has done you wrong, when things just aren't right with a scenario or simply just isn't what you expected to happen.

Someone who does you dirty could be described as "dusty"

Person One: "I'm so upset. John said he was going to us his extra ticket to take me to the game tonight, but instead he brought his girlfriend."

Person Two: "Bro, I'm so sorry that's that straight dust"

by ColoradoanfreezinginMinnesota May 6, 2019

peruvian dust

Cocaine

I did a shit load of peruvian dust from peru

by dirtywanker April 27, 2015

Crop dusted

When you walk past someone and fart and then walk away, leaving them in your fart smell.

“Leonard: Guess what I did today, Brandon?
Brandon: What did you do?
Leonard: I crop dusted Joe Biden as I walked past him this morning leaving a trail of my gas for him to smell and eventually vomit. Haha.
Brandon: Ha, I bet it was really nasty smelling.
Leonard: You bet your ass it was. Haha.”

by efishies15 July 30, 2020

Stripper dust

A mixture of glitter, perfume, lotion, and sometimes body oil that resides on strippers, hookers, and prostitutes.

Damn, that girl has at least 3 inches of stripper dust on her!

by TheCommonInformer June 17, 2015

vape dusting

When one farts in a public place and quickly hits an electronic cigarette to cover up the stench.

Dude I think Andy just vape dusted us. I smell strawberry-kiwi with staunch undertones of ass.

I accidentally let one rip at work so I had to do some vape dusting to cover my tracks.

by Party Ryan November 12, 2015

spittin dust

To have an extreme thirst. To want to quench your thirst with alcohol, preferably Miller lite and peach flavored whiskey.

Also known as a Joey P-ism.

"I need a fuckin beer. I'm spittin dust over here. This bartender sucks."

by Fartstinker December 13, 2019

dust cock

when something is so dusty (usually a car) that you just HAVE to draw a cock on it with your finger.

"i got dust cocked last night at 7/11. it was tragic."

by jayjoob June 27, 2012