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Dunkin' Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while in a Dunkin' Donuts Franchise.
Friend#1: "Dude, I heard that Jim was at Dunkin Donuts the other day and had to shit. After he went in some slut followed him and gave him a blumpkin in there"!

Friend#2: "Yeah dude, I was there! He totally got a Dunkin' Blumpkin".
by Hairydingle February 22, 2011
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DunkinHackin

v. The violent coughing attack caused by inhaling the dust on a powdered donut
Dude: WTF WAS THAT?!
Brian: Dude, I got a powdered donut and inhaled as i went to eat it so was DunkinHackin all over the chameleon.
by shitballsmcturdface July 2, 2011
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dunning

daintly running
Man look at those slim ankles. She must go dunning often!
by lucyfu February 17, 2013
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drunking

The act of consuming one shot of alcohol at every kilometre while distance running. The better the workout the more drunk you get.
"Hey, I have a bottle of Grey Goose, want to run 8km and go drunking."
by mariras May 24, 2013
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ducking

Men being dressed in white as a cartoon ducks, wearing blue waistcoats only.
At the monster ball all men were ducking, and cackling in the background choir.
by 27ants May 6, 2014
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Ducking

The action of a Duck being a Duck
That duck is so naturally good at Ducking
by TinTelsa June 26, 2014
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Dunkin blumpkin

When you are getting head while you take a shit on the toilet your nuts get warm from the saliva and hang mighty close to the water any sudden movement can can cause a dunkin blumpkin ( freshly dunked nuts)which becomes more common as we get older.
your honor in my defense, I couldn't get oral sex at home while blasting a dookie, a public bathroom was my only other option. For I have recently been the victim of a dunkin blumpkin
by Heavy D Dingleberry May 6, 2016
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