Dump A Nut

The successful act of depositing a massive load of semen.

She was so thick, that I dumped a nut in my trousers.

I pulled out just in time before I dumped a nut.

When I get home, I'm going to dump a nut real quick.

by BungusChungus June 1, 2018

Tequila dump

When a break-up occurs under the influence of Tequila, only to be retracted the next morning.

Adam: My girlfriend tequila dumped me again last night!

by Facsimile August 31, 2009

Capital Dump

The act of taking a dump that fills up the pot.

Man....I have to take a Capital Dump.

by ugfest January 12, 2007

Holiday Dump

1. Dumping your significant other just before the holiday season (around Thanksgiving), forcing them to spend the Christmas cold and alone.

2. Similar to the one above, except in this case, just before, during, or just after the holidays, you get your dog who is not a cute puppy anymore, or your cat, who is not a cute little kitten anymore, and you take them on a little drive in the middle of the night, and you dump them off on the side of the road.

1. Dude I can't believe you acted hella nice to your girlfriend's family on Thanksgiving, yet you still proceeded to kick her to the curb. You gave her a real holiday dump.

2. person 1: What are you gonna do with Sparky? He shit on your bed, bit your daughters finger off, and he even barks at strangers.

Person 2: I guess I'm gonna have to give my daughter the bad news, that I took Sparky on a holiday dump.

by krhg37 January 9, 2020

Dump the Pumpkin

When you are the low person on the totem pole and have to dump the jizz out of the fuck-pumpkin at the end of the corn maze.

Bob: How was work yesterday?
John: Awful. I had to dump the pumpkin twice.

by WmClarke November 3, 2018

Titanic Dump

When you take a dump and the piece of shit is so long that it comes way out of the water - then breaks in half and falls under the water - just like the Titanic sinking

I just took a Titanic Dump. It was long as shit

by The Swedish Firefighter December 28, 2020

Buff Dump

Evacuating ones bowels after working out. Usually filled with copious amounts of protein and semen.

Man, John just took a buff dump in that toilet.

by 12345SmithJohn August 24, 2016