dangerously drunk assistor

a common friend that is a mild mannered high school student by day, but at night swoops around the streets of his small town in his red solara/blue accord of justice and saving the underage drunks of his town from persecution, punishment, and arrest.

1. "I drank waaaay too much at this party. My night is saved, thanks to: the dangerously drunk assistor."

by Mattius gagliardi October 13, 2005

Bum Drunk

The act of being wasted in so much as being likened to a bum. Origins: Las Vegas golf trip and Construction Trade Show 2008.

Dan-o passed out standing up waiting for the monorail rail in Vegas only to be discovered 2 hours later by friend who were just passing by, he was bum drunk!

by Dan-o Merz May 27, 2008

bro-drunk

A state of intoxication characterized by unwarranted high-fiving, fist-bumping and any other activity typically associated with excessive levels of testosterone. This condition is customarily associated with college-aged males and prodigious consumption of hops-based alcoholic beverages. Stereotypical undertakings of an individual in this state can include but are not limited to: viewing of televised sporting events, gatherings of fraternal organizations, and any pursuit which might involve the removal of his polo shirt to establish the viability of his biceps.

Oh my god, Bill and Ted are so bro-drunk right now. They just chugged another beer and now they're arm wrestling!

by andykat September 2, 2009

Office Drunk

Someone who has consumed enough alcohol to become somewhat violent or giddy in the work space, anyone who discover this will instantly hate this person as they were not invited to participate.

This word can be both an insult or complement.

Who is laughing so much... oh hehe its Jill she's the office drunk, love her.

or

Who threw that laptop across the room?
It was Bill he's such an office drunk, I hate him...

by hale-hale April 30, 2010

The Drunk Lottery

Finding money you forgot you had in your pants pockets sometime after wearing them out on a drinking binge.

Grace thought she was broke but she found thirty eight dollars in her pants pockets from the other night at the bar. She was a little too stoked. Like she won the drunk lottery.

by Frank De'Checko June 19, 2010

deaf drunk

Deaf drunk is when an intoxicated person talks louder than normal because he or she thinks people can't hear him/her.

Wow, that drunk guy is talking so loud, he's deaf drunk.

by cherhawkinof August 18, 2010

Creepy Drunk

Stage of drunkenness where you are so drunk that you do creepy things such as grind hard with random girls who want no part of it, pass out and randomly wake up throughout night, or sit staring creepily at a person for much to long.

John: Dude last night was so weird

Tim: Why's that?

John: Frank kept staring at me the entire night from his seat in the corner.

Tim: Oh damn! He was creepy drunk.

by UNOMav December 4, 2010