Best-dressed-streaker

When the best dressed person at prom takes their pants off and streaks through the dance floor.

Prom was great last night, the Best-dressed-streaker ran by me with no pants on.

by Balls19 April 21, 2024

dressed up messed up

Wearing and outfit that is horribly put together

Boy ya dressed up messed up, damned You're dressed up messed up,muthafuka ya dressed up messed up

by Southern Bella February 06, 2020

Manch Dressing

Male ejactulation.

Dude 1: This girl was a champ dirty talker! While she's sucking and beating me off she said "Give all your Manch Dressing Daddy" I blew load right there! And she swallowed all of it!

Dude 2: Marry her!

by MarcMars June 10, 2018

a party with dresses and cake and singing and dancing and cake

now that's a party.
a revenge party!

Janis: Imagine a party with dresses and cake and singing and dancing and cake!

by maplemcnamara October 28, 2022

Yes to the dress; No to the hoe

When you, as a man and male of the merely, only, and fully human race, decide to maintain discipline and say to yourself Yes to marriage, and stability, and growing love; and say No to the normal, common, low-life, nasty and mean excuse for a female aka woman of the night aka 304 aka Hoe.

All the way through to graduating high school and then a 2-year trades college, I continually to myself say: Yes to the dress; No to the hoe.

by April 19, 2024

Dressing Up A Chair

A simile used to describe a thoroughly useless, unproductive endeavor.

Justin’s new proposal was as useless as dressing up a chair.

by Souldriver5440 April 05, 2020

Dress Shoes

Code to represent the three most prominent sexualities. A person has one dress shoe if they are bisexual, two dress shoes if they are homosexual, and no dress shoes if they are straight.

OMG, that guy definitely has dress shoes.

I can't believe he told me he only has one dress shoe when he LITARALLY HAS TWO.

by ISWEARIMNOTAHOMOSEXUAL May 08, 2021