yuhao dong

A person who is from a eastern oriental country such as China, Japan, or Korea. He is smart and have the following aspects although not limited to:

1. straight A*'s
2. strict/rich parents
3. good at Math and Science
4. a hidden gangster/ninja
5. a true artist
6. some that is beyond the level of a origami master
7. good at video games
8. generally dominates at anything they set out to do

also, he is considered a nerd, but more of a cool-nerd type.
Yuhao: hey mum, I got A* in my maths exam!

Mother: Good son! Here is your 10 pound.
Father: Did u get full marks?
Yuhao: FUCK!I only got 98 marks shit, my father is going to kill me!
by The Omnipotent Asian October 14, 2014
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camel dong

when a dude has his pants pulled up or wearing tight pants and you see the dick print
freddy's pants were so high you could see hit camel dong.
by tbaker031685 March 23, 2010
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dino dong

man.... you gotta dino dong!!!

god damnnn.... that looks like a dino dong
by manster1 July 14, 2009
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Poop Dong

The most Savage, zero fuck giving, dick smashing, homophobic meat gazing faggot you could only ever dream about dreaming of. Literally the god of all gods. Hands down the finest nut gobbling human to ever walk this shit ass planet that your pathetic self calls earth. You will never in your life be able to fathom the pure awesomeness that a poopdong contains in a single pube strand from their taint. Imagine the smallest dick having pussy Wrangler you know, and multiply them by infinity plus ten thousand of Ron Jermeys' beat up cocks. That's not even a fifth of what a new born poop dong is at birth. Shortly after a poopdong is born, Jesus Christ himself comes down to the temple and sucks a fart straight from their butt hole, not only out of respect, but for the pure joy in doing such an amazing act of kindness. Having the pleasure of living during the same century as a poopdong is not only a miracle in itself, but a fuckin god send to all you butt hole licking sister fuckers.
Hey Jesus, it's Santa. All I want for Christmas is to inhale a burp through a bendy straw from you after you suck a fart from a newborn poop dong. -Santa
by Poop Dong Inc. December 07, 2017
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Danger Dongs

A set of nun chunks made of two large dildos connected by a chain. Pulling a set of these out is one of the greatest power moves known to man.
The other night someone tried to mug me, but luckily I had my Danger Dongs on me to defend myself.
by Grumlord;) March 04, 2019
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Dong revolver

1.Garage band name Dick Lugar came up while totally munted one night. Decided to go with it since he'd already ordered t-shirts.

2.A guy with incredible sexual stamina, as in he can shoot six times before he needs to reload.
1. How y'all doin tonight Greater Indianapolis Senior Center!? We are Dong Revolver, and we're here to rock!

2.Chick 1: So how great was that guy we double-teamed last night?
Chick 2: Holy shit I thought he'd never run out of energy he was like a dong revolver!
by boosh chugger May 11, 2009
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jelly dong

a wonderful instrument of vaginal pleasure composed by a jelly-filled dildo. wiggly and makes a snapping sound when slapped on the ass.
To avoid getting the ass clap, steve used a massive jelly dong on his playmate roger.
by timmay January 17, 2004
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