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forum doctor

1.Someone who likes to use big words on forum posts hoping to appear smarter than they probably are.

2.Someone who is smart and wants EVERYBODY to know it so they use every big word they can think of even when not needed.
post by bob:
I think Vida Guerra is hotter than Keyra

reply from tool:
You're spurious bob. Vida is lucidly less winsome.

reply from bob:
... huh?

reply from ted:
looks like we have another forum doctor... sigh. 0/10.
by Kevin June 19, 2006
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doctor

A doctor is a person that has succeeded in research-related postgraduate studies of an extended period. Also known as a "doctor of philosophy".

Some professions such as medical practitioners, dentists, chiropractors and optometrists have more recently corrupted use of the term for their own personal ends.
"I am a doctor."

"Good, can you help me with my ingrown toenails?"

"No sorry, I'm a REAL doctor."
by Rob McQ August 4, 2006
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Doctor Hymen Nucleus

Doctor Hymen Nucleus is the alter ego of people joshed out of their fucking mind on Jager bombs. Usually defined by a penchant for loud blazers, bowling shoes, sparkly bandanas and furry hats. The good doctor tends to fuck filipinos and dance semi nude for homosexuals.
"Wow, T.J. has transformed into Doctor Hymen Nucleus!"
by Dr. Hymen Nucleus February 20, 2009
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Donator

slang term for sperm donater, father of someone's child, part-time parent, usually a deadbeat dad/mom. Often misspelled as "donater".
Sam is a real jerk! He's the donator that never sees his kids.
by ziggeerose June 1, 2009
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boner doctor

A certified doctor who performs penis enlarging surgery even though he himself needs the surgery done.
Man, I think that boner doctor is really fucked up.
by Gary Coleman IV June 15, 2008
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doctored

as in when someone overwhelms you with facts (and explanations) that you already or do not already know.
Doctor: You've got a small dick.
Ronald: Really? What does that mean?
Doctor: It means your IQ is below average.
Ronald: Ohhh.
Doctor: Doctored!
by Blk1Babes February 25, 2011
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Doctor Phil

A no nonnsense talk show doctor that has the balls to call it like he see's it, unlike any other gun shy, polically correct, gotta protect my license at all costs doctors that are on the air. Unless you're a spousel abuser or child molester, ya gotta love they guy!
Don't make me open a can of Doctor Phil on you!
by Johnny Kovorkian October 20, 2008
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