Dick and Ditch

The act of leaving/ditching after finally getting the one thing he wanted, sex.

M 1: hey man how are you and Sally?
M2: we don't talk anymore, I decided to dick and ditch.

by kfdx February 15, 2019

fucking anal-discharge

where you're so angry that you are about to and/or wish upon the act of spaz-tastically shoot fucking liquid out of your ass. *painful*

tera: you are so fucking stupid
jerry: no u
tera: and you wonder why i dumped your ugly ass
jerry: fucking AnAl-diScHarGe!1!!!1!

by darksunnymoon November 7, 2019

Ding dong ditching

Verb

1. To go ding dong ditching means to either go knock on a door and run away usually done with a group of friends

2. Other variations include “borrowing” berries, fruits, food from the front of peoples houses in your neighbourhood with often a group of friend

Oi mate lets go ding dong ditching.

They went ding dong ditching and now their neighbours hate them.

by MouldyJam November 23, 2019

Kiss and ditch

A kiss and ditch is when one kisses another and then proceeded to ditch them after said kiss

Person one: “ did you really kiss and ditch Jackson”

Person 2: “ yeah, I was just wanted a kiss”

by Downey mozza January 28, 2022

Ding Dong Ditch

When you drop your kids off unannounced at family members with minimal to no warning

Dam, we just got DDD (ding dong ditched) by Tony again...

by sjohnson22 March 7, 2022

deadly ding dong ditch

The childhood prank that used to be known as “ding dong ditch” back in the day before everyone had their own Glocks and AR-15s for “home protection.”

I’ve told my kids that should they ignorantly choose to go and ring a neighbor’s doorbell as a prank that they may be engaging in their last game of deadly ding dong ditch!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023

A.A.D. (Accidental Ass Discharge)

When someone farts And then then accidentally craps themselves. I.E shart

Uh oh, hope you didn't just crap yourself, or have an A.A.D. (Accidental Ass Discharge)

by theawesome31 May 28, 2017