dirty andretti

whe driving your car and receiving oral sex, you lock the steering wheel down on the back of their head so they cannot come up

I gave Amy a Dirty Andretti while driving to see my parents.

by Brian O. May 4, 2005

dirty paolo

the act of having sex with woman in the bathroom of an italian restaurant, wearing only a pink polo-type shirt with a heavily starched and popped collar, as she proceeds to pick up small rocks of cocaine off the moist floor underneath the urinal, rub it on her nipples, and scream out a comment involving pizza.

"What did she scream out when you gave her that dirty paolo?"

"Here's the pepperoni on your pizza, you minderaser..."

by Wisc N. Corner November 10, 2008

The Dirty Valdez

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.

In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.

by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

dirty florian

When you knock a girl out with a dickslap, after sticking it up her ass, and therefor leave a mustache of shit on her upper lip

Is Kristin coming to school today?
No, she feels unpleasant because, I did a dirty florian on her yesterday.

by Dirty_Benjadin December 2, 2019

Dirty Chupacabra

Giving a man a hickey on their penis or balls.

I gave him a dirty chupacabra so hard that he was bleeding.

by PooDaddyMan June 10, 2011

Dirty Colin

When a person with the name Colin gives you the big 22 foot shlong

Tina:how was your date with Colin

Jessica:OMG I GOT THE DIRTY COLIN

by Sksks June 16, 2019

Dirty William

A winter specific act; the person grabs an icicle from outside and uses it as a dildo until it melts. This continues until the person's insides are frost bitten.

My boyfriend Steve wanted to watch me give myself a Dirty William, and turns out it is awesome

by EdgyMeemStar May 21, 2019