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Pixie Dicks

Fresh-faced, short in stature, boy-clothed Lesbians with extremely specific almost Japanese Anime-looking hairstyles.
I came out of the skateboard park and ran right into a pack of Pixie Dicks.
by Madrigan February 16, 2010
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pixie's dicks

God it's freezing without my clothes on mu nipples are like pixie's dicks
by Ashers September 5, 2003
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dicks and buttes

n: penises and anuses; also, the answer to any question you do not know the answer to.
Person A: "What is that?"
Person B: "Dicks and buttes."
Person A: "Oh"
by winterwarlock January 30, 2004
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dickscussion

A theological discussion between a man and a woman which truns into the man comming out on top. 'Oh God! Yes! Oh God, please! ...'
Me: We had a nice long discussion about religion last night.

Friend: Oh, you mean a dickscussion
by capngrumpy December 16, 2005
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Dicks in the butt

Phrase: A curse, similar in meaning to God Damn.
You're just driving down the highway, all composed.
Then next thing you know you're forced to slam on your brakes because the fuck head in front of you is doing 65 and you're doing 120... What do you yell? "DICKS IN THE BUTT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE GET OUT OF MY WAY... PICK IT UP!!"
by jetman~ November 19, 2011
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dickshare

When a man tries to get you into bed with an elaborate timeshare like sales pitch of his wealth and status.
He flashes his platinum American Express card and showed me pictures of the house he is building on the beach, trying to get me to go back to his place. It was like a dickshare presentation.
by Clever girl 1124 June 14, 2015
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Sack of Dicks

One whom is the Richard of the Dicks, the dick alpha and omega, the almighty pisser-offer who lives to make lives like yours and mine alike filled with frustration. This man's douchery cannot be contained within just an entity; alas, he is a multitude of dicks in a sack - preferably made of burlap, just to make things worse.

This man won't stop at one dick; oh no, he's going for the gold. Others have made their way to a few dicks, a small pouch, or even a satchel full. But this guy will go the extra mile and a half just to make sure that your good day stops where his begins.
Dude 1: Hey brah, this guy was being a bag of dicks yesterday; stole my sweet roll and fucked my wife, all at the same time.

Dude 2: What a cool story. This morning this guy got the promotion of CEO by blowing the boss, and doesn't even work there. After that, he came to my house and pissed on me while I was asleep, fucked my dog, and ate my food - all at the same time. Not a crumb left in the cupboard.

Dude 1: That's no mere dick, this man is a legend! A true sack of dicks!

Dude 2: Thanks for that.
by zakdwyer June 13, 2012
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