Dickological Clock

A middle age man who has not been laid in a while’s need to get laid before it is too late to perform sexually

Andy has not been laid in three years and his dickological clock is ticking and it is really starting to worry him

by Deeper thoughts April 16, 2025

Dicksleeving

Sticking your nose(dick) in the business of others. Especially in the context of micromanaging in lieu of developing real leadership skills.

He wouldn't allow me to take over the project without dicksleeving every decision.

by Merchelephant March 19, 2026

dicklexia

a rare condition where you accidentally mistake one man’s dick for another’s

Sorry babe, it wasn’t cheating — it was just my dicklexia acting up again.

by xxsn September 23, 2025

Dickle

Slang used colloquially to refer to 12 (doce) which means police. Records indicate the term originates from the western massachusettes Northampton metro area. Notable contributions too came from the west side of Cummington.

"Yo bro, peep the dickle"
"Nah, ACAB"
"Facts. If I see a dickle imma slide"
"Cool. Imma slide on that dickle too bro."

by XxAndarbungus$Tinklepeeb24xX June 27, 2025

Dickled

When your male partner is the big spoon and he gets an erection in the middle of the night.

Or part of one...

I woke up at 2: 00am thinking something was crawling on me, but I was just being dickled by Bob.

by Charlie Chox in a box October 27, 2025

Dickslexia

Dyslexia but you're tripping balls: your muscles spaz out when you laugh

Character 1: damn bro zero went from shit to a hundred

Character 2: Dickslexia AHAHAHAHAHA ughhhh my body hurts

Character 1: from what ?

Character 2: idk my body's just spazzing out and my muscles hurt

by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025

Dickle

Lame ass girl named chassidy

You acting like a dickle

by Turtlehead02 December 16, 2025