CHAOTIC DICKHEAD

Best describes the organisational structure of someone with ADHD at any given moment

"Barry's been carrying on like a chaotic dickhead. He's been trying to call me with the phone he just lost while going through a McDonald's drive-thru, to ask me about my opinion on light bulbs. The light bulbs are for a performance-piece protest. We spoke about the number plate of the car in front."

by Shamrock McGuinness June 14, 2021

potter-dickhead

A Harry Potter stan who is toxic and cannot get a social life/a harry potter fan who uses LMFAOOO-, 😭😭😭😭BDISIEHSHDHS, etc.

potterhead: haha yu ar gey noob
timy: no yuo potter-dickhead
potterhead: dude u made fun of my name
me: stop being toxic DICKhead

timmy: get a social life

by ForzaHorizon June 24, 2021

Retarded Dickhead

A word used to offend someone or insult someone. Aimed at people who refuse to give a fuck in an important situation, are simply rude for no reason at all, etc.

Little Timmy "Can I get a candy bar? Please??"

Rude Person "No."

Little Timmy "Retarded Dickhead."

by Ineedsomehead July 25, 2024

Supreme Dickhead

A supreme dickhead is the dickiest of all dickheads treating everyone and letting no one enjoy their day , they will fuck it up from being in the vicinity

Dammit man why are you such a supreme dickhead

by Benjamin The 2nd September 25, 2023

Cousin Dickhead

That one cousin who your parents always compare you to because they are more successful than you.

Your cousin dickhead doesn't play video games, he's to busying learning how to do accounting.

by Spiderwikipeida June 3, 2024

Nonchalant Dickhead

That type of guy who's sole mission is to get girls. This subsect of men will hate on anything when given an opportunity in an attempt to impress the ladies. Will force a nonchalant and ghetto personality to seem tougher.

Guy 1: Did you guys see that new marvel movie?
Nonchalant Dickhead: Ah hell naw, this man still using technology in 2024! * fixes edgar haircut *

by IAmNotARacistButARealist November 23, 2024

Procurement dickhead

A person working in a procurement role with minimal relevant skills and qualifications, who add bureaucracy and pointless work to give the impression that their work adds value, and make life miserable and frustrating everyone in the organisation who needs to buy anything and any unlucky professional advisors who need to deal with them.

Gee, Michelle and Duane keep stuffing this up, they are such procurement dickheads.

by BigPastaBoiz November 23, 2024