yo yo yo whats the dealio

a common phrase used by travis at very random times. Also means whats happening. Extremly annoying!

yo yo yo whats the dealio!!!! (this would be used when you walk in to class to say hey im here)

by s-shizzle September 30, 2006

Deal

A verbal expression denoting that fate cannot be changed.

"Hey Mike did you sleep with that Lauren chick?"

"Yeah, Why?"

"You know she has herpes, right?"

"No way, Goddamn-it! I knew some-shit like this..."

"Haha! Deal. You really dealt. Let me take this time to chuckle to myself because you probably will be dealing for the rest of your insignificant fucking life with disfigured genitalia. Why don't you call the fucking whambulance while your at it you fucking douche? Do you smell that?"

"Huh?"

"It smells like pussy, fuck-face. And you know what, I don't give a flying fuck what the fuck happens to you because your a flat out utter cunt. Deal bitch!"

"Thanks for the support, bro."

by The Chuckle Monster March 5, 2009

dealing average

The percentage calculation of your drug deal successes compared to your failures.

Duder 1: "Yo man I dropped some vicodin last night in the city. My dealing average is 100%."

Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."

by westfalia February 12, 2010

dope dealer

Someone who deals dope aka weed. You can usually find these guys at the corners of the streets.

They usually wear shady glasses and look suspicious. Be careful they may have automatic clocks in their waste bands.

Dope dealer -snagged a zip hit me up I got dat furniture ain't frontin. Get at me. Church.

by Kid Akim September 17, 2013

chump dealer

noun. a punk ass bitch

That bitch riq is a fuckin chump dealer.

by Frankthatank July 3, 2006

Dealzilla

A deal, a bargain, one monster of a deal.

deeeaalllzilllaa - one monster of a deal - Eazy A

by JoeDella November 14, 2004

No Deal

Another term for "no", or "go fuck yourself". When someone says something to you, usually presenting an offer or an ultimatum, you can disagree by saying "no deal"

Hey man I just found out that you've been flirting with my girlfriend and now I'm very angry. What am I going to do about this you may ask? Well, I'm gonna come to your house, kick your teeth in, and shut your mouth for you.

Sorry...no deal

by Le Derpson January 2, 2012