sandwich drunk

When you are so drunk that all you can think of is eating sandwiches.

Look at Hans, he is sandwich drunk.

by Drunk_Junior October 24, 2015

Pants Drunk

Getting drunk on the couch in your most comfortable pair of pants- generally done at the end of a long work day

Paul had had a shitty day at work and was ready to go get pants drunk in front of the fire with a bottle of small batch bourbon.

by Jimmy John's son October 27, 2018

kayak drunk

The art of drinking such a perfect amount of alcohol that one does not black out, throw up, or die. However, there is one constant when being KAYAK drunk which is the fact that said individual will end up throwing a kayak at another living human.

Friend #1:“Dude, how did you chip your tooth?”

Friend #2: “I spent a week at my buddy’s lake house and we got kayak drunk. The thing hit me right in the face.”

by Adele is fat September 19, 2019

Slothy Drunk

When you drink yourself into slight retardardation and near extinction for no particular reason at all.

Bro 1: what’s Brice doing over there?
Bro 2: oh he’s just getting slothy drunk, he had a rough day

by ThedirtiestoftheJ’s January 18, 2020

Pocket drunk

Someone who you wouldn’t think drinks or can drink a lot but is actually a dark endless abyss for alcohol storage.

“Woah that girl is so small and innocent looking but yet she just downed like 8 drinks and is completely unfazed, she’s definitely a pocket drunk”

by ZAGAZAA September 15, 2023

old man drunk

the act of coming home after a long day at work and getting wasted but holding your alcohol for the sake of the kids

after a hard day on the job, John kicked off his timberlands, unbutton his flannel, opened the bottled of Jack Daniel's and got old man drunk while watching the game. He then proceeded to have his children sit on his lap and teach them lessons on life.

by hotlunch96 February 25, 2010

go-to-prison drunk

adjective

1. So drunk, one gets thrown in jail
2.pertaining to or caused by extreme intoxication or intoxicated persons.
3. outrageous inebriattion

-"Did you see Will and Zach at the fair?"
-"Who didn't? They were go-to-prison drunk."

or..

They were throwing children through walls aka go-to-prison drunk.

by OhGeeP April 17, 2011