Dear Diary

A saying used when things are going ridiculously against your favor; often so bad that it is comical.

The term was coined by the staff at a popular mexican restaurant chain in Newington, NH, USA.

Example 1: *An entire pack of sour cream explodes on the floor and you have to clean it up*

“Dear diary”

Example 2: *You are running late for your appointment, and once you get in your car and start it, you realize you are out of gas*

“Dear diary”

by Harryysonn July 19, 2023

Dear

Dear

I love you Dear

by Meowgirl7 August 18, 2023

Dearwin

Alternative/older form of Darwin

Dearwin is quite busy right now

by Master of beargreen September 16, 2023

Dear Universe

A non-religious and atheist/agnostic friendly way to express "Dear God" or "Dear Lord".

Dear Universe, wtf is happening!?

Dear Universe! HELP ME!

Oh my Dear Universe, this is not good.

by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023

Dear Universe

A non-religious, agnostic, atheist-friendly way of expressing "Dear God" or "Dear Lord".

Dear Universe, we need to leave!

Dear Universe, I beg you that we don't have to work today.

Dear Universe, wtf is happening?!

by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023

DEAR

The Britney Spears of applied theatre. She’s a DEAR.

Oh dear she’s here

by Lorina January 15, 2024

deareyon

deareyon is aggressive/angry/strong/good looking person, he's also is a player. But sometimes he can be kind hearted. (a very good fighter)

Her: Is that deareyon?
You: yes why?
Her: I heard he was dating 2 girls at the same time.

by Niyahhwiggn. November 20, 2023