face-dusting

Similar to "crop dusting," face-dusting is the act of making a vicious, inappropriate comment on a friend's facebook page and then ignoring the outraged aftermath. Face-dusting.

Also has application on Twitter, though Mr. Gottfried did prove that you can ignore the aftermath all you want, you could still lose your pool cleaning income from "dusting."

"Happy Bday. May it be your last. Seriously. You're a blight on humanity, and need to be expunged. And then rot. Or rot first. Whatever." -Post, then ignore the ridiculous comments from cranky, oversensitive family members and friends. Face-dusting.

by daily mews April 1, 2011

dream dating

Dream dating is when you change your facebook relationship status in order to reflect a fictitious relationship with a famous person.

Facebook Status comment: "Yo Sergio! Congrats on your new relationship with Jasmin Huda! Dream dating news anchors is for champs! Best of luck man!"

by Stu Cherbourg May 3, 2011

slide dating

A dating relationship void of emotional attachment and comprised of a sexual "sliding" relationship.

Slide dating refers to the action the penis takes when sliding into the vagina.

We were dating, but it wasn't serious. We were just slide dating.

by Arnda September 13, 2011

Nerf Darting

An attempt to have sex with a semi-flaccid penis, which is often caused by alcohol or drug use.

Thanks for inviting me over but I've done a few bumps. I'll just end up nerf darting you all night!

by Voltaire321 July 8, 2012

Swiss dating

When a girl is dating a guy, but she doesn't actually care, so she'll still hook up with you.

"Isn't she dating someone?"
"Yes, but they're Swiss dating. We totally hooked up after the show."

by obstacle02 November 13, 2012

Crop Dusting

Farting in public leaving a trail of methane gas and evil for the poor souls behind you

"ahhh the guy in front of us is crop dusting!"

by ahh123 April 11, 2013

trunk dusting

The act of rubbing ones front side (the penis) on another person as they walk by or you walk by them.

1)Dude, I totally just trunk dusted that midgets face.

2) I've been trunk dusting these bitches all night

by Jboma1 September 30, 2013