Danger Zone

The last pockets of gas in the colon before the creamy goodness emerges from the stinkhole.

Man, we gotta pull over that last fart was in the danger zone.

by Prince Albert the Third December 9, 2008

Dangerous Drew

drew when fire and explosives are around

Dangerous Drew's lighter is wayyyy to near the fireworks

by um_gummybear January 24, 2005

danger force

the new henry danger spinoff, it's pretty good

Hey? Are you gonna watch the premiere of Danger Force
Fuck no nigga
OK WERE NOT FRIENDS

by __________E____________ April 2, 2020

danger crank

the act of masturbating while crying and simultaneously creating a situation where one is likely to be caught

while having a crank he yelled MUM! and the danger crank was born

by Spidercatschnarfschnarf February 24, 2008

DoinGer!

1. Can be used as a Greeting
2. When a tumbleweed moment occurs use DoinGer as an obscure Random Boost to the conversation.
3.If some one is annoying you simply say DoinGer over and over the person will get confused and annoyed ...OWNED!

1)
Person1: Hey
Person 2: DoinGer!

2)
Person1 :"tells bad joke"
Person2 : DoinGer

3)
Person 1 :You fucking prick
Person 2 : DoinGer! DoinGer! DoinGer! DoinGer! DoinGer! DoinGer! DoinGer! DoinGer! DoinGer! DoinGer! DoinGer! DoinGer!

by JimBobUk2008 September 25, 2008

danger smoke

Where a person or group of people planning to smoke weed call the police just before they light up. They must then finish all the evidence before the police arrive or they will be arrested.

Based on the same premise as a danger wank.

Stoner1: Hey, I've got a couple of spliffs, fancy a danger smoke?
Stoner2: Yeah ok!
Stoner1: (on the phone) Hello police, I've got loads of weed lol!
Police: Holy shit! I'm coming to arrest you!

(30 mins later)

*knock knock*
Police: I've received a report of possession of illegal drugs.
Stoner1: Er... no... there's no... drugs here.
Stoner2: Nope, none.
Police: There's no evidence. I've been bamboozled!

by Dry Bones and Koop September 11, 2009

Dingering

Dingering is when a couple is dancing and the two individuals just can't contain themselves so the male "dingers" (catching the drift?) the female participant in a public display of animal-like affection.

Dude, did I see you dingering Jackie last night at the bar?" "She made me do it." "I just hoped you washed your hands before I watched you eat Steak N' Shake, you filthy bastard.

by Funny, funny girl... January 24, 2011