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by Jake and ben March 14, 2007
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Man1: Do you remember when The Daily Show used to be funny?
Man2: Just barely. I have some very foggy memories in the back of my head of what The Daily Show was like before it started sucking bigtime.
Man2: Just barely. I have some very foggy memories in the back of my head of what The Daily Show was like before it started sucking bigtime.
by klopek007 March 6, 2010
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"George W. Bush is stupid. Haw haw haw"
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"George W. Bush is stupid. Haw haw haw"
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by Mr Sentinel October 14, 2005
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The Daily Show annhilated Fox News
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