beef curtain

labia majora that appear beeflike

I had to slap that beef curtain like I was makin' some steak.

by J-Loco March 12, 2007

meat curtains

a very sloppy, fatty, and saggy vagina

man 1: oh god what is that!?

man 2:ugh looks like a pulled pork sandwich

man 1's wife: so the bikini is too small?

man 2: ha meat curtains

by phantom1 June 21, 2009

Gay Curtain

A phenomenon notable in communal bathrooms, the Gay Curtain is the tendency of a curtain in a shower to resist attempts to stick it to the shower wall. This leaves a small space in the coverage provided by the curtain, leaving the individual inside exposed to the outside world.

That shower on the left has a Gay Curtain, and the bloody door to the hall is right across from it.

by P-hill November 3, 2006

beef curtain

Found on VERY obese women, the excess lard that flaps between the abdomen and the knees.

I thought the hoe was wearing a weighted slip under her skirt, but it was actually just her beef curtain!

by McLardy August 31, 2007

Curly Curtains

Curly pubes in which one does not shave but lets grow long, hense curly curtains.

'OH MY GOD that chick i banged last night had a mahoosive pair of curly curtains, sick an'arrr'

by d + s January 18, 2009

Love Curtains

When a girl's piss flaps are so frickin huge they need to be strapped to her thighs for such things as sex, using the toilet and walking in a straight line.

Pete: Dude I tried al fresco sex with my missus yesterday but it was windy and her love curtains slapped me straight in the face!
Riz: You should have tied them down with elastic bands first!

by Andy10215 July 6, 2008

shower curtain

When you put saran wrap on yourself and another person urinates on you.

"I gave her a hot plate and she gave me a shower curtain. It was pretty hot."

by Lando Calrissian 69 August 14, 2006