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Wheezy Cream

The mixture of latex and sexual juices that collect at the base of a condom while having sex.
I was going at it so hard I looked down and my stomach was splattered with Wheezy Cream.
by Losinc July 4, 2016
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cream of the crotch

a nice 'soup' consisting of spermatozoa, added to a nice, vaginal secretions 'broth' !
after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!

i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!

cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !
by michael foolsley March 17, 2022
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Cream pool

A pool of jizz on a girl or guy's body, typically on the belly or lower back.
Don't move until I get a towel or you'll spill the cream pool onto the bed sheets.
by Golden Salpal August 5, 2016
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nice cream

A fruit-based soft serve ice cream that is dairy free and gluten free; primarily made of frozen bananas. Nice cream can be made with any fruit and nuts but banana usually tends to be the base ingredient. Because it does not have artificial flavors or added sugars, it is considered to be a healthy snack/ treat.
Jane's favorite nice cream is pineapple and coconut. While Jake prefers blueberry and almond.
by FruitBerry February 11, 2019
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wrinkle cream

Giving a granny (70 + years old) a money shot.
Come here and give your granny some wrinkle cream.
by taking a joe September 11, 2016
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Jizz cream

The shit that comes out of your dick when you jizz.
If you rub me the right way I'll shoot jizz cream.
by mdotpreis March 27, 2015
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Shield Of Creams

Shield of Creams: Oh know, My shield of creams just broke!
by condoms4all May 29, 2009
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