Crano

The tightest man in the world.

Getting money off Crano is like getting blood out of a stone.

by disco1980 January 14, 2009

Craner

Wise and wild~~~~unique and down to earth.

craner is there for everyone. She is wise beyond her years yet young and fun!!

by hottcougar February 3, 2010

tank your crank

A phrased used to politely tell a cranky jack ass to shut the hell up or to contain their bad mood.

Person One: Hey man do you want a pickel?

Person Two: What the hell man, you know i hate pickels, why would you even offer me one you asshole!

Person One: Whoooaa there buddy, tank your crank!

by Breanne Kuhnhausen February 20, 2009

Crank Dat

A stupid-ass hip pop fad started by a song (crank dat soulja boy) by the talentless southern rapper Soulja Boy.

There's at least a million of songs that have the words "crank dat" in it, and they're all repetitive, stupid, and have no lyrical meaning whatsoever. It's just another bunch of retarded club songs that people are gonna forget about in a few months.

Here are a few of these shit-tastic songs:

Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Crank Dat Spiderman
Crank Dat Peter Pan
Crank Dat Yank
Crank Dat Batman
Crank Dat Superman
Crank Dat Lion King
Crank Dat Jump Rope
Crank Dat Weezy Wee

You can already tell that they're horrible just by reading their titles.

by Billy The Man January 5, 2009

Crank off

Masterbation. A slang term for male masterbation.

Dude, you can't trust your girl's birth control. You better just crank off alone in the tub and leave her alone.

by jwells1234 September 3, 2009

yank my crank

To Masturbate; or jerk someone off

Tom asked Shawn to yank my crank

by Bigdaddyln July 11, 2006

crank

someone who is a bit of a twat or annoying you

"shut up you crank"
" your boyfrind is a fucking crank"

by jogonjon February 12, 2009