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Comedy Central's Indecision

Branding of political campaign coverage on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report mocking that used by "news" media. Another vehicle showcasing the ability of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to confirm the mediocrity of politicians in a humorous manner that has us laughing so hard that we abandon the idea of storming Washington and state capitals nationwide with torches and pitchforks.
Comedy Central staff announcer: Comedy Central's Indecision is brought to you by Zyrtec.

Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air.

JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid."

TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?"

JS: "Have a listen."

Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television."

JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!"

TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!"

JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth.

JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?"

JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!"

JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea."

JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically.
by hamlinfan93 November 3, 2012
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comediocrity

A combination of the words 'comedy' and 'mediocrity'.

A word describing the growing tendency for industries and individuals to reproduce acts and works of comedy whose content consists exclusively of commonly known stereotypes and trends (generally in an effort to cater to as broad an audience as possible).
"This comedy is really mediocre and unimaginative, but I see that over a million people have watched this and over 90 000 have liked it. One more win for comediocrity."
by Sir-Ex July 28, 2012
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coed cae

The Ghetto of Wales. Lots of people wear Umbro branded clothes and hang out in Bus Stops. The King Pin of the Coed Cae is Mark Smith and is not to be messed with, he will burn your house down without a doubt.
Hayden: Coming over my house Ryan?

Ryan: Don't you live in the Coed Cae?

Hayden: Yeah, Why?

Ryan: I'm not stepping foot in that shitty Ghetto, so called, town!
by Big Lee - Coed Cae Kingpin January 19, 2014
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cozewaz

verbal contraction of "because he was". Used in rapid rambling or mumbling speech
"Why did you do that?"

"cozewaz gunna do it to me"
by D Boy February 19, 2014
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comedicly stressful

this is when some ones humor causes an elephant so suddenly appear in the room.
although that doesn't mean it wasnt funny enough to blow some ones cover.
its the kind of funny that makes you not want to laugh because of how profound the cloud that just loomed over is. everyone's stressors are different.
by Knawlyge February 10, 2017
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Comedy

A person or convo that is funny
Ahahah Hannah your a real comedy
by Rileyfrickencook October 12, 2017
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comedy vulture

A person, corporation, etc. who uses quotes, sayings, or memes long after they have become unfunny
Person 1: Dude, did you hear about that comedian who went on last night?
Person 2: Yeah. Total comedy vulture.
Person 1: I know, right? I mean, all he did was quote dumb, popular shows and memes from fucking 2009!
Person 2: Yeah. Crap like him is why I don't attend comedy shows.
by True Isopod February 1, 2018
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