corona squad

the most problematic crew, consisting of the most problematic people

“wait, what’s so special about the corona squad?”

“oh... one voluntarily stuck their face in a lake,
one fell in a river,
one got hit by a car,
one slept in...”

by nicholas is in a cage July 3, 2020

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Corona Couple

A couple that’s only together because of the coronavirus. Whether it’s a hookup that got quarantined together, or a long-term couple whose relationship went south right before the pandemic, everyone knows they’re not meant to be.

“Yo, it’s super obvious that she was about to dump his ass, but then corona hit.”
“Yeah, they’re definitely a corona couple.”

by MoreTrustworthyThanGoogle April 11, 2020

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corona

Corona is not an emergency. Thank the Lord and Taylor. Please don't get a chance please. The chanceis small but it's not working and it would really not trying it looks great I have I told them we it to my work I don't get the point I I am sorry and it will really it to be in my thoughts please don't tell you what it will really I am a chance could not make really looks great to have I not get my thoughts I told the chance I get back on a new place the other hand you not to be in a chance please don't tell anyone I can do it tomorrow I have a chance please don't forget the other hand you a call when I'm not working tomorrow so will really help I will really I will see if we could not be so good we really do anything to keep him away to make you not be a bit but later it to my have been the same to have I done not really do it tomorrow I told the UI don't have think you should do anything with a anyone who that person not working really I am going for g for you really and need it tomorrow would you probably it tomorrow and get to you I am looking it tomorrow or Friday but I'll have take see what that mean meant I a anyone few hours on Friday I done told a I don't want any the same thing as a new phone number yet the a anyone and a Taylor was will have do I you what are they the a bit and to keep me going the chance can the same day but if you accually read the whole thing you are very bored.

normal person: hey buddy wassup!
someone else: corona
normal person: oh im so sorry for you i didnt know you were going trough this hard stuff alone:-(

by Viking Poteten June 3, 2020

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