female condom

a lubricated polyethylene sheath that is inserted into the vagina. A ring grasps the bottom of the cervix. The sheath extends outside the labia. They are expensive, but most guys don't even know they are there unless they explore with fingers. You can buy disposable underpants with these things in place so that the woman can go out on a date all set to fuck "protected".

Susie used a female condom the first time, that way there was no interruption to put on a male condom.

by Jake February 3, 2004

Coffee Condom

The name for the sleeve that goes around your handle-less paper coffee cup to insulate the drinker's hands from hot coffee.

Similar to how a latex condom is designed to protect you from sexually transmitted diseases the "coffee condom" is designed to protect your hand from the hot cup of coffee.

Do you need a coffee condom for that cup?

by RodentHour January 6, 2013

Face Condom

Any type of prophylactic covering placed over the face and mouth to protect you and others from the Corona virus

Dude, the corona is real, you can't board a flight without a face condom.

by Florilla June 27, 2020

friendship condom

When you don't trust a friend enough to let them get close to you.

When to wear a "friendship condom"? - when you are still friends but you don't open up to them or get close emotionally in fear of them being fake with bad intentions.

She told my boss my secret so now I wear a friendship condom with her.

by PinguinMaedchen April 3, 2013

Cotton Condom

When one uses a sock for masturbatory purposes.

Dude, my misses wouldn't put out last night and I couldn't find any toilet paper so I used a cotton condom.

by Leighton Xander November 26, 2014

tramps condom

An old slightly rotted banana skin. Commonly found in buses throughout Edinburgh and used by the homeless as a form of contraception.

Son "Ewwww dad, I'm sitting on a tramps condom"
Dad "Lick it"

by Magicrobot November 26, 2015

Beer Condom

When drinking too many beers can dull your sensitivity and prevent a climax, much like a regular condom would.

After hours of intercourse, he still couldn't climax due to his Beer Condom.

by MommaDRox January 9, 2016