Conker-arm

The affliction upon the rear of the forearm from repeatedly missing a swing during a game of conkers and hitting your arm. The pain for the next couple of days is known as conker-arm.

Boss: James you have been off work for the past 3 days, why?

James: Conker-arm

Boss: A worthy cause.

by The Wicks September 27, 2006

coker-factor

Nigel Reo-Coker is a football (soccer) player in England. As of June 2007 he plays for Premiership team West Ham, although is likely to transfer in the coming weeks. He is known not for his skill, but more for his boundless energy and enthusiasm (basically he runs around the pitch like a headless chicken). Any player who matches Reo-Coker (Nige to his friends) in his enthusiasm is said to have or be 'The Coker-Factor'. Some Coker-Factor moves (or plays in American) include....

- Breaking up attacks with fearless challenges
- Distributing the ball to the nearest team-mate
- Making tireless runs
- Listening to Tupac before the game

Players with Coker-Factor do not...

- 'Back heel' the ball
- Head the ball
- Create opportunities for team-mates with sublime skill
- Score any goals

'Man did you see me break down those attacks today, I am the Coker-Factor'

or

'Did you see West Ham today? The Coker-Factor was bloody awful'

by dan(paste) July 11, 2007

cookers

1) to react in an intensely irrarional manner

2) an overwhelming feeling of emotions, often causing a complete and total breakdown

3) an absurdity

I was cookers last week. I did way too many drugs.

Cookers! That baby just gave me the devils eye

by hanazoew March 17, 2008

cockerknocker

a large dog, cat, and giraffe mixed together

that is a very large cockerknocker

by hippolito June 22, 2008

Cookerspanil

A type of dog spelled without the second "c" so it can be made into a runescape account.

player:haha you spelled your username wrong!
Cookerspanil:you cannot have offensive words in your username newb.

by skullboy736 February 21, 2009

Cookerist

Somebody who is so high that they are the most cooked.

Ian is a cookerist.

by Cook Master July 22, 2009

cockernogger

someone who is a cock block but way worse, who will do anything to block someone from getting action. usually they ruin things just when the nasty starts to happen.

I was just about to do that chick, but Jim came in the room and had to be a cockernogger.

by bobbers2 December 23, 2009