Bill Clinton

Former U.S. president whose cum stains are all over the floor of the Oval Office from when he banged Monica Lewinsky.

Me: Bill, why would you do Monica Lewinsky? Don't you have any good taste in women?

Bill Clinton: Well, she's an upgrade from Hillary!

by Woody K. December 4, 2012

Clinton Body Count

The unofficial non existent body count attributed to Hillary and Bill Clinton. It never happened. There were no double tap suicides. None of it happened 53 times and counting.

I tried googling the Clinton Body Count but was redirected to a body shop in Atlanta because apparently there is no connection between the clintons and 53 suicides.

by Leo D'enviro-NO December 14, 2019

clintwood

a place in the freakin middle of nowhere where every one knows everyone else's business.

I hate living in deadwood or clintwood

by kayte m June 17, 2008

hillary clinton

When you make a decision that seems good at the time, but then later it bites you in the ass.
Variations: Hillary, HRC, Rodham (the latter said with pretentious British accent)
Or, past-tense: Hillary'd, HRC'd, Rodham'd

1. Wow, eating that quesadilla for breakfast with El Chapo was probably the most HRC thing I've ever done. Now I've got the shits and this prison cell is tiny.

2. It was nice letting the car warm up in the garage, but I came out of a coma a week later from Carbon Monoxide poisoning and am bankrupt from my medical bills. I should've voted for universal healthcare. I guess I really Hillary Clinton'd this one.

3. It's so *Rodham* to support spontaneous international military action.

4. I probably could've saved my family from the house fire, but I HRC'd out of there as fast as I could.

by Bartoletto September 18, 2016

Hillary Clinton

Hopefully the next president, because ANYTHING is better than a republican.

I'd vote for Hillary Clinton. In fact, if it meant getting these asshole Republicans out of power, I'd vote for a hard-boiled egg with a face drawn on it.

by Stormcrafter April 28, 2006

Bill Clinton

DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!!

Bill Clinton: "I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!"

by sithhead January 23, 2009

ClintEastwoodBradfield

A person who is a little on the stupid side.

Oh don't talk to her, she's such a ClintEastwoodBradfield.

by Fred September 25, 2003