Meat Cleaver Fuck

Find a some bitch with two working (or non working) legs. PLEASE NO AMPUTI BITCHES. Go to your nearest cattle rendering plant, and ask the head butcher what for his biggest Meat Cleaver (you'll need this for the two legged bitch you've found). Take the meat cleaver and cut off one of the bitches legs (don't worry about her running to the police... usually this won't happen, because you'll be able to stop that hopping bitch right in her track). Then lay her down and insert your penis in her gaping wound. The penis does not need to be erect... the heat from her injured wound will active your cock. Stick your hard cock in her wound and out her pussy hole. This makes her horny... you will hear lots of moaning and screaming. Continue inserting your penis in and out of her until you are finished. When you are done... chances are she will be too. She will be very tired let her contine to sleep it off.

Come hear BITCH let me meat cleaver fuck you.

by Dr. Chris R. March 26, 2005

taken to the dry cleaners

(verb to be): to be either a ) financially extorted b) emotionally abused c) generally taken advantage of d) any combination thereof

why are you in such a relationship where you have been taken to the dry cleaners multiple times?

by Sexydimma November 14, 2019

cleaver

A way to say "cleavage" without actually saying it. Especially when you're making fun of someone. To be really annoying you drag out the "cle" so you go CLEEEE-ver.

Ha ha, you had some serious cleaver in that video!

by color of insanity October 18, 2007

cleaverocks

to throw rocks down a female's low cut shirt landing them in their cleavage

A: OMG lets play cleaverocks.....LOL
B: I have a low cut shirt on
A: 1...2...3.. ahhh i got it in
B: where'd it go (reaches down shirt to fetch the rock)

by naeplrl May 23, 2006

Pipe Cleaner

One who uses a pipe cleaner to clean his/her ass in order for it to be clean enough for anal sex. Great preparation for a Donkey Punch

Pat's not straight, he's a fucking pipe cleaner.

by Brandon May 5, 2003

Vacuum cleaner

A sexual prostitute whom doesn’t even have to audition to become a stripper because she’s already got everybody’s attention. She makes more pleasured noises during sex than any other prostitute. Vacuum Cleaner is really one hot girl but don’t get on her bad side; Vacuum Cleaner is a wild prostitution who’ll womp over you with her Stilettos then proceed to suck your nose off.

Guy 1- oh dude no way is that Vacuum Cleaner?
Guy 2- yeah!
Girl 1- I’m gonna go break Vacuum Cleaner’s vacuum sucker wand.
Girl 2- oh no bitch dong do it. *wiseper voice* no ncahe she’ll suck you’re new nose off”
Girl 1- oh

Girl 1- oh ok

by thegardenofemma July 21, 2019

Cleaverage

to draw a sword with enough force to cleave your enemy with tremendous power

Cloud Strife uses cleaverage to free his Buster Sword from his magnet

by Tim Wilson June 18, 2006